- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Moo! I'm a goat!

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

homosexuals are gay

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Z.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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