How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Women outside of the kitchen.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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