What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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