A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Tell you something funny.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A seal walks into a club.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Needless to say,

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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