What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

... Chan chan

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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