- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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