How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Womens' sports

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Lets go Yankees

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Do u take sugar?

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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