What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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hi will

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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