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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

HEY YOU!!!!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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