modern love

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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