Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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NASCAR

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PENIS

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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cancer

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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