- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Knock Knock! Come in.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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