What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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