What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Your mom is so fat...

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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