Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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I said I hate niiggers

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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