- Anti Joke

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me