- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Anyone??????????/

hi

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

The jets are a good team..

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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