- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Women's rights.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

hey justin

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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