Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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