What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Black people

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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