Roses come in a variety of colors.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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