- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

THE END.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Where's my tractor?

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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