a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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