Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

guess what chicken butt

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Democracy.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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