Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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