How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Hi

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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The person below me is weird.

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