- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

brian mcgee is gay!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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