Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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