- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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