- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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