Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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