How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your grandma's cookies.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

HURT

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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