If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

A horse walks into a barn.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

OIO

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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