- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What's the deal with brown?

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Romans rights.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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