- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

There's a car about to hit me.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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