GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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