frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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oooh look a banshee

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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