Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Anti Joke

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