- Anti Joke

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

your mama's so fat... that's it

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

roses are black violets are black im blind

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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