- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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