phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Women's rights

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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