- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

A chicken walks into a barn.

FUCK THE JEWS

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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