- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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