- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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