What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Womens' sports

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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