- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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