- Anti Joke

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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