What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

That's what SHE said!

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How old are you? 20

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