What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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i am and me is i

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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