well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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The Game

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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civil rights

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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