Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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12 in general

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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I have aids

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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