Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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