On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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