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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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