Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A sober Amy Winehouse

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Black people stink of shite!

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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