- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

This is not a joke or is it

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

butt sex

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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