- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

WEED!

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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