why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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