Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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