Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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penis

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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