Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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racism...deal with it!

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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