you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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