- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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