- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 69+2? 71

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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