What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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