A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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The WNBA

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Get off my porch.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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