what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

A possesed goat: "moo"

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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