Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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The Christian Bible.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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