A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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the WNBA

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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TELL

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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obama's promises

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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