what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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