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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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