- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

willie revilame

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

hey justin

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Do you know the muffin man? No

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