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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Hillary Clinton

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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